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Sunday, May 24, 2009

明白它们,你会发现你的人生在改变^^

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很经典的人生道理:)

人之所以痛苦,在于追求错误的东西。

如果你不给自己烦恼,别人也永远不可能给你烦恼。因为你自己的内心,你放不下。

好好的管教你自己,不要管别人。

你随时要认命,因为你是人。

这个世界本来就是痛苦的,没有例外的。

你什么时候放下,什么时候就没有烦恼。

每一种创伤,都是一种成熟。

当你烦恼的时候,你就要告诉你自己,这一切都是假的,你烦恼什么?

根本不必回头去看咒骂你的人是谁,如果有一条疯狗咬你一口,难道你也要趴下去反咬他一口吗?

忌妒别人,不会给自己增加任何的好处。忌妒别人,也不可能减少别人的成就。

永远不要浪费你的一分一秒,去想任何你不喜欢的人。

得不到的东西,我们会一直以为他是美好的,那是因为你对他了解太少,没有时间与他相处在一起。当有一天,你深入了解后,你会发现原不是你想像中的那么美好。

这个世间只有圆滑,没有圆满的。

不要刻意去猜测他人的想法,如果你没有智慧与经验的正确判断,通常都会有错误的。

你要感谢告诉你缺点的人。

时间总会过去的,让时间流走你的烦恼吧!

不要因为小小的争执,远离了你至亲的好友,也不要因为小小的怨恨,忘记了别人的大恩。

感谢上苍我所拥有的,感谢上苍我所没有的。

当你手中抓住一件东西不放时,你只能拥有这件东西,如果你肯放手,你就有机会选择别的。人的心若死执自己的观念,不肯放下,那么他的智慧也只能达到某种程度而已。

如果你能够平平安安的渡过一天,那就是一种福气了。多少人在今天已经见不到明天的太阳,多少人在今天已经成了残废,多少人在今天已经失去了自由,多少人在今天已经家破人亡。

恶口永远不要出自于我们的口中,不管他有多坏,有多恶。你愈骂他,你的心就被污染了,你要想,他就是你的善知识。

不要常常觉得自己很委曲,你应该要想,他对我这样已经很好了,这就是修行的功夫。

世界原本就不是属于你,因此你用不着抛弃,要抛弃的是一切的执著。万物皆为我所用,但非我所属。

学会用理解的,欣赏的眼光去看对方,而不是以自以为是的关心去管对方。

成熟的人不问过去;聪明的人不问现在;豁达的人不问未来。

发光并非太阳的专利,你也可以发光。

你可以用爱得到全世界,你也可以用恨失去全世界。

爱的力量大到可以使人忘记一切,却又小到连一粒嫉妒的沙石也不能容纳。

人总是珍惜未得到的,而遗忘了所拥有的。

如你想要拥有完美无暇的友谊,可能一辈子找不到朋友

Saturday, May 23, 2009

阿伯的忘憂水

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很有意识

每次去爬山,總會遇到一對恩愛的老情侶。漸漸地,有點熟了!

今天在半途的涼亭休息時,湊巧,老夫婦也來了,一前一後,緩緩地就坐在我的對面!


禮貌性點了頭,羨慕的語氣讚嘆老先生。你很有福氣喔!太太很漂亮!

老先生謝謝啦!我的太太是我年輕的時候,以五千元向我丈人買過來的,借用的而已!


聽得我一頭霧水!用買的?借用的?


這時候有點嘟嘴的老太太說:你別聽他在臭蓋!我是名正言順娶的!


這時,納悶看著微微笑的老伯問:太太是你娶的。怎麼說是借用的?有結婚嗎?

老先生開懷的笑: 剛開始,我們根本都不認識。是媒人往來了好幾趟,才促成的啦!

說著說著,連聲音也笑出來了!


老先生又豁達的說世間的一切都是借我們用的!

太太,家財,子孫,身體,......都是讓我們借用的

有緣則來,無緣則散。不是嗎

世間的一切。我們只有使用權而已;談不上所有權!

其實,世間的一切,哪一樣是永久屬於我們的?


身體頂多借我們用個100年,就要入土為安了!


太太頂多也不過是讓我們牽手個6、70年,就要腮優哪哪了!

這中間離婚或是意外死亡的,緣就更淺了!

錢財、房屋 其實也是經不起地震,火災,不肖子孫,盜賊; 一個閃失、一個意外、一個無常,說不定就化為烏有了!哪裡是我們能永久保有的!

老先生又說其實,世間的一切,都是借我們用用而已;我們只有使用權而無所有權。這個觀念很好

這樣一來因緣散了時,我們就比較不會被眼前暫時的喜怒哀樂景象給騙了, 以為我們的一切永遠都是我們的,執著心重而痛苦不堪。

因緣變了時,不小心失去了親人,或者是健康的身體毀壞了乃至於名譽破損,....

就天天悶悶不樂,走不出來。這樣對事情一點幫助也沒有的!不是嗎?

我問認定一切都是無常!這樣我們不就很消極了?凡事都不要去爭取了?

老先生說是要隨順因緣,不去執著,否則只會悲傷煩惱不已的!

該努力的時候當然要努力。該把握的時候還是要把握。該行善的時候一定要行善!

是的凡事都有緣起緣滅,強求不得。緣起時固然要懂得珍惜 ,緣盡時也要懂得放下,不要再去執著。

其實,我們的念頭是時時刻刻在變化的,只是我們沒有覺察到而已!

在紛紛擾擾的念頭之中,而我們習慣去抓住我們喜愛的念頭,希望他保留下來,永遠是屬於我的,結果就被綁住了!


懂得靜下來觀察我們起心動念的人方知,每一個心境,都是瞬間在變化,緣淺的一霎那就過去了,緣深的因緣際會而合和。

只是,最終仍會有因緣盡了分離的時候!

被念頭越迷惑,就會越執著,越執著的人就痛苦越久!

其實,世間一切因與緣而和合的東西,哪能是永久的?我們來這個世間,只是個過客而已!

連我們最喜愛的身體,也只是讓我們借用而已,頂多不過百年!

我們有一天也是要跟它說再見的,不是嗎?更何況其他身外之物!

對於所擁有的一切,因緣散了時,我們就要灑脫一點,不去執著,不要結冤,也不要結仇

歡歡喜喜的來,歡歡喜喜的走,歡歡喜喜的說再見,歡歡喜喜的互相祝福。

不必談前世今生,也不要迷惑於未來。

把握當下,時時刻刻,記得要保持一顆好心,口說好話,多做好事,隨順因緣,不執著一切,這樣持續下去,壞緣也能漸漸轉成好緣的

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

May 10th ~ May 12th Bangkok Trip

Finally Back From Bangkok..
1 word ~> siok :)
the trip only RO Couple (feifook & yee yee) & me ~> 3 person.
(hehe, i am the spot light between them :) )

well anyway, we all enjoy the bangkok trip, they having some business stuff there, and i am just having a relax 3 days 2 nights at there :).
the butik hotel that we stay is call ~> the key bangkok :)..
2 things i wish to do in bangkok
1. thai massage
2. tom yam food

General Outline For Bangkok Trip :
1st day
9th may, stay 1 night at RO couple house, that day cant even sleep, lolx, play dota till 3am, then sleep a while till 4am, then wake up and play dota (tower defense) till 5.30am, teksi stand by, i take all the stuff then on the way go to LCCT, mood is happy and excited :)
after check in, then we having a short breakfast at OLD TOWN.
Waiting at gate and meet malaysia actress (li ming), she is so old, but look fine and strong :) , she is going to singapore and we are going to bangkok :)
2 hours arrived at bangkok airport,
teksi arrived send us to key bangkok hotel,
first sight, not bad.. everything was fine,hehe..
then we go to Chatuchak Weekend Market, really crowded there, shopping 4 hour there (most stall is selling girls stuff), Only have some miscommunicate with most of the Thai, cause they only speak Thai language. Some of them speak fu zhou and simple mandarin.
~> go to Siam Paragon and CentralWorld
haha.. same same, shopping there :).. and enjoy a meal at Thai BBQ Restaurant..
the waiter there not really in good service.. more detail, ASK ME !!..
~> having foot massage (near the keybangkok, i forgot the massage shop name already) 1 hour only thai bath 250 (RM 25 here), quite cheap leh..

2nd day
~> wake up at 9.00am, prepare to go Chinatown (Yaowarat), buy a lot of stuff there..
~> Platinum Fashion Mall, Siam Square, MBK Centershopping
Shopping Shopping Shopping !
~> having body massage 1 hour only thai bath 300 (RM 30 here),
~> walk along the night street nearby, found many "girl"(common aqua) hunting man, lolx :)

3rd day
~> rest at hotel, didnt go anywhere, prepare the mood to back kl :)
having tom yam goong at robinson foodcourt centre :)

overall rating :
bangkok trip 8/10, shopping heaven for everyone :)

Friday, May 8, 2009

中医预防猪流感方

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广州中医药大学附属第一医院今天通过羊城晚报独家公布中医预防猪流感方:桑叶 12克、菊花12克、北杏仁10克、枇杷叶12克、葛根15克、生薏仁15克、芦根15克、桔梗12克、连翘12克、大青叶15克、银花12克、甘草6 克,上述中药材洗干净,用水浸过药面,武火煮沸15分钟就可以服用。该方剂口感较好,不建议服用时再加糖。 紧急通知,由于爆发全球性猪流感,最近希望大家减少网购,特别是杜绝全球购。防止流感危害传入我国,危害到人民,危害到自身。
猪流感症状:与感冒类似,出现发烧、咳嗽、疲劳、食欲不振等
传播快:人体对新变异病毒没有天然抗体
猪流感传播方式:打喷嚏、咳嗽和物理接触
易感人群:多为青壮年,而非老人和儿童
如何预防猪流感:充足睡眠、勤于锻炼、勤洗手、室内保持通风等,养成良好的个人
卫生习惯。

Swine Flu

WHAT IS SWINE FLU ?
Swine Influenza (swine flu)
is a respiratory disease of pigs caused by type A influenza viruses (H1N1 subtype) that causes regular outbreaks in pigs. People do not normally get swine flu, but human infections can and do happen Swine flu viruses have been reported to spread from person-to-person, but in the
past, this transmission was limited and not sustained beyond three people

SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS

The symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the symptoms of regular human flu and include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. Some
people have reported diarrhea and vomiting associated with swine flu. In the past, severe illness (pneumonia and respiratory failure) and deaths have been reported with swine flu infection in people. Like seasonal flu, swine flu may cause a worsening of underlying chronic medical conditions.

The symptoms of swine flu in people are similar to the
symptoms of seasonal flu in humans and may include:
1 Fever (greater than 100°F or 37.8°C)
2 Sore throat
3 Cough
4 Stuffy nose
5 Chills
6 Headache and body aches
7 Fatigue

HOW DOES SWINE FLU SPREAD ?
Spread of this swine influenza A (H1N1) virus is thought to be happening in the same way that seasonal flu spreads. Flu viruses are spread mainly from person to person through coughing or
sneezing of people with influenza. Sometimes people may become infected by touching something with flu viruses on it and then touching their mouth or nose.

MINIMISING THE RISK OF AN EPIDEMIC
Culling – killing large numbers of infected and potentiallyinfected animals
Quarantine – putting infected farms in quarantine
Vaccinating birds against the virus – remains controversial andcontentious. Indonesia launched poultry vaccination in July 2004 and Thailand is considering the same measure
Latest normal flu vaccine – for people involved in culling operations to minimize the risk of being infected by both bird flu and human flu simultaneously

HOW CAN SOMEONE WITH THE FLU INFECT SOMEONE ELSE ?
Infected people may be able to infect others beginning 1 day before symptoms develop and up to 7 or more days after becoming sick. That means that you may be able to pass on
the flu to someone else before you know you are sick, as well as while you are sick.

WHAT SHOULD I DO TO KEEP FROM GETTING THE FLU ?
First and most important: wash your hands. Try to stay in good general health. Get plenty of sleep, be physically active, manage your stress, drink plenty of fluids, and eat nutritious food. Try not touch surfaces that may be contaminated with the flu virus. Avoid
close contact with people who are sick.

SAFETY PRECAUTIONS
1 Avoid live animal markets, poultry and pig farms in affected countries
2. Always maintain high levels of personal hygiene, especially before and after food preparation and in-out of toilets. Regular wash your hands
3 Cook pork thoroughly
4 Do not consume half-done pork
5 While in an affected region, seek immediate medical attention if you develop influenza-like symptoms. (High Fever, body pain, coughing and red nose)

WHAT CAN I DO TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM GETTING SICK ?
There is no vaccine available right now to protect against swine flu. There are everyday actions that can help prevent the spread of germs that cause respiratory illnesses like influenza. Take
these everyday steps to protect your health:
1 Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze.Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it
2 Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hand cleaners are also effective
3 Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread this way
4 Try to avoid close contact with sick people

IS IT SAFE IF I EAT PORK ?
Swine influenza viruses are not spread by food. You cannot get swine influenza from eating pork or pork products. Eating properly handled and cooked pork products is safe.

THERE ARE EVERYDAY ACTIONS PEOPLE CAN TAKE TO STAY HEALTHY
1 Cover your nose and mouth with a tissue when you cough or sneeze. Throw the tissue in the trash after you use it
2 Wash your hands often with soap and water, especially after you cough or sneeze. Alcohol-based hands cleaners are also effective
3 Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth. Germs spread that
way

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO KEEP FROM SPREADING THE VIRUS THROUGH COUGHING OR SNEEZING ?
If you are sick, limit your contact with other people as much as possible. Do not go to work , stay at home or in your hotel room . Cover your mouth and nose with a mask when
coughing or sneezing. It may prevent those around you from getting sick. Put your used tissue in the waste basket. Cover your cough or sneeze if you do not have a mask. Then, clean
your hands, and do so every time you cough or sneeze.

TRAVEL ADVISORY DO YOU REALLY NEED TO TRAVEL?
Before any travel to affected area
1 Educate yourself and others traveling with you
2 Take specific vaccinations as recommended by CDC of both US and Thailand
3 Assemble travel health kit
4 Check your health insurance plan

During travel to an affected area
1 Avoid all direct contact with pigs and visiting the farms
2 Practice careful and frequent hand washing
3 Consume thoroughly cooked food
4 Seek immediate medical attention if symptoms occur

After your return
1 Monitor your health for 10 days
2 If you become ill with high fever consult a doctor immediately.

FOOD SAFETY ISSUES
1 Cook food thoroughly
2 Follow good hygienic practices
3 No “pink” parts for meat
4 Buy food from safe and established supermarkets
5 Check the expiry date (if any)
6 Choose a clean and known restaurant for dining

GENERAL HEALTH TIPS
1 Avoid close contact
2 With sick people. Keep safe distance
3 Stay home when you are sick
4 If possible, stay home from work, school, and errands
5 Cover your mouth and nose
6 Cover mouth and nose with tissue when coughing or sneezing
7 Clean your hands
8 Frequent hand washing will protect you from germs
9 Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth
10 Germs often spread when a person touches something that is contaminated and then touches his or her eyes, nose or mouth

WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I GET SICK ?
In children emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention
include:
1 Fast breathing or trouble breathing
2 Bluish skin color
3 Not drinking enough fluids
4 Not waking up or not interacting
5 Being so irritable that the child does not want to be held
6 Flu-like symptoms improve but then return with fever and worse cough
7 Fever with a rash

In adults, emergency warning signs that need urgent medical attention
include:
1 Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
2 Pain or pressure in the chest or abdomen
3 Sudden dizziness
4 Confusion
5 Severe or persistent vomiting

IS THERE A HUMAN VACCINE TO PROTECT FROM SWINE INFLUENZA ?
There are no vaccines that contain the current swine influenza virus causing illness in humans. It is not known whether current human seasonal influenza vaccines can provide any protection.
Influenza viruses change very quickly. It is important to develop a vaccine against the currently circulating virus strain for it to provide maximum protection to the vaccinated people. This is
why WHO needs access to as many viruses as possible in order to select the most appropriate candidate vaccine virus.

WHAT DRUGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR TREATMENT ?
Antiviral drugs for seasonal influenza are available in some countries and effectively prevent and treat the illness. There are two classes of such medicines, 1) adamantanes (amantadine and
remantadine), and 2) inhibitors of influenza neuraminidase (oseltamivir and zanamivir).

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS :
Please e-mail: TET-HSE@technip.com

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

乾隆皇帝解"夫"字

很有意思
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乾隆皇帝解「夫」字 太有學問了!

乾隆到江南巡視,見一農夫扛著鋤頭,就故意跟身邊的宰相張玉書開玩笑:「這是什麼人?」
張回答說:「他是個農夫。」
乾隆又問:「農夫的『夫 』字怎麼寫?」
張順口答道:「就是二橫一撇一捺,轎夫之夫,孔夫子之夫,夫妻之夫,匹夫之夫都是這麼寫。」

不料乾隆聽後搖頭說:「你這個宰相,連這個夫字的寫法也辨別不清。」

乾隆皇帝說:

農夫是刨土之人,上寫土字,下加人字;

轎夫肩上扛竿,先寫人字,再加二根竹竿;

孔老夫子上通天文,下曉地理,這個夫字寫個天字出頭;

夫妻是兩個人,先寫二字,後加人字;

匹夫是指大丈夫,這個字先寫個大字,加一橫便是。

用法不同,寫法有別,不能混為一談啊。」

嗯,真有意思∼∼

Why Chinese shouldn't have English names?

Funny Funny Funny
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Holly Gao ( pronouce as Holy Cow)
Here's more:
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Read in Mandarin:

Anne Chang
- Dirty

Anne Chin
- Keep quiet

Faye Chen
- Dusty

Jane Tan
- Frying eggs

Henry Mah
- Hate your mum

Paul Chan
- Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
- Bird laying eggs

Read in Hokkien:

Carl Cheng
- Buttock

Monica Cheng
- Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
- You are dead

Lucy Seow
- You are mad

Suzie Leow
- Lose (money) till death

Corrine Tai
- Poor fellow

Carmen Tng
- Leg hair long

Rosie Teng
- Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
- Nose droppings

Read in Cantonese:

Macy Koh
- Never die before

Lynn Tai
- Big breasts

Faye Chee
- Fat pig



WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

My Achievement On PS3 Winning Eleven 2008

16 August 2008
Merdeka Winning Eleven 2008 Tournament
Venue : Amcorp Mall Third Floor
Result: Champion (Gold-medal)



































Left 1 ~> Buddy -> Wei Hong
Left 2 ~> Allen Sow (ME)
Right 1 ~> My 2nd Brother
Right 2 ~> Buddy -> Fei Hong






This Is Me :)











I believe That Skill + Luck = Champion :)
Thanks to my 2nd bro and all my buddy that play friendly match every night before going to the tournament :)
Appreciate that :)..

17岁女生刻骨铭心的爱情创作



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这是一位17岁女生刻骨铭心的爱情创作...

没有人知道这女孩的名字...

但确认的是她已经死了...

有一对感情非常好的小情侣...

双方家长都很满意对方...

准备大学毕业就结婚...

但是正当高三学校体检...

验出女孩血蛋白有异常...

之后去医院检查...

证实患了一种非常罕见的隐形皮肤遗传病....

那种病越严重皮肤就越嫩...

最后会因为皮肤太嫩..

而承受不了肌肉和血管的压力而撑裂...

虽然没得医...

但男生和双方家长都要求女生住院...

就算没得医也尽量活得长些...

当医生确定她最多只剩一年命后...

女孩并没有被恐惧笼罩着...

而是天天陪男友和家人......

散散步和看日落日出....

然后开始写日记...

努力把过去的每一天都记录下来...

当女生写到某一次和男友出街的详情时...

女生发觉自己笔下的文字...

绝大多都是和男友的点点滴滴...

包括一起经历的事...

男生已经成为她生命中不可缺少的一部分...

于是她决定留一份礼物给他.....

几个星期后...

曲作好了,词也填好了...

于是就叫朋友帮忙录歌...

已经病入膏亡的女生...

喉咙和皮肤一用大力就会出血...

但是她还是坚持自己唱...

当歌录出来之后...

她竟然要求使用安乐死...

这是她早就打算好的想法...

当女生将要离开人世时...

她对男生说了一句话...

"再都看不到日出啦! 但是我不怕,因为有你陪我挨着"我爱你.......

由于女生最喜欢的是日出...

所以男生就走遍所有可以看到日出的地方...

把所有的日出都送给死去的最爱...

2008年年头....

男生失足堕山...

尸体被发现时已经腐烂不堪....

但是照片里的朝阳充满温暖....

安息吧...愿他俩来世可以再续前缘....

歌曲:最后一次

歌词:

在我最后一次 闭上眼睛之前
我想对你说我爱你
在你怀里 舍不得放弃
心里有千万语还没说给你听
我使尽全力 不想闭上眼睛
这次告别就不能再相遇
不能再陪你 但不要忘记
你曾经答应我你会好好活下去

先走了 去了好远的地方
不能再陪你看日出 等不到天亮
所有回忆 抹去 却并不容易
生死由天决定 不要太伤心
在我最后一次 闭上眼睛之前
我想对你说我爱你
在你怀里 舍不得放弃
心里有千万语还没说给你听
我使尽全力 不想闭上眼睛
这次告别就不能再相遇
不能再陪你 但不要忘记
你曾经答应我你会好好活下去

在我最后一次 闭上眼睛之前
我想对你说我爱你
在你怀里 舍不得放弃
心里有千万语还没说给你听
我使尽全力 不想闭上眼睛
这次告别就不能再相遇
不能再陪你 但不要忘记
你曾经答应我你会好好活下去
我 永远 爱你

在此,我希望大家可以珍惜眼前人。。。

National Of Malaysia

Forward From Email Forward Message :)

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:
None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:
Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:
Stout. Many swear by it.
But after a few pints they start
swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):
Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):
Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't had a shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Desperate Housewives', depressed, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:
Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon;
Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):
The sight of a police roadblock.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.


NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
On second thought, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'. So don't be embarassed saying 'Carry 4' when the ! Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as 'rangootan'.

NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION:
The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes 'bouncing' about on the streets.